I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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