Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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