everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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