i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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