girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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