After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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