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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
3 2 1 whiskey
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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