She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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