dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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