Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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