shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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