she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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