I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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