Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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