Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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