my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Reggie can tackle my bush.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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