PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just forgot I was standing up.
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