we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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