so explain again why im purple
no
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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