I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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