I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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