dude i'm inner monologue high
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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