I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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