and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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