You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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