Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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