I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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