It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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