do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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