also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
3pm strippers are depressing
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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