the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
