Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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