I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
