He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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