My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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