check it out our google latitudes are spooning
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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