Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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