summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
wow bdsm is so cute
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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