That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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