Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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