Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
that may or may not have been my penis.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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