if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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