But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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