This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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