She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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