I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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