Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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