dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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