i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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