my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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