So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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