? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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