Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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