if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
