you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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