The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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